I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
It amazes me how much Christians desexualize Jesus.
Claiming he may have had a wife and children is “blasphemy”
But claiming he may have also been gay is also “blasphemy”
So Jesus was on the asexual spectrum? I CLAIM IT. IT’S CANON.